Pizza

So it's official, I've had pizza three days in a row. I'm not sure if this is a new low or a new high..
— Joe Santagato (@JoeSantagato) March 20, 2015

 First I didn't realize this was a thing that needed to be made official. Is it just pizza? If I drink a beer three days in a row, am I supposed to make that official too? Does it vary by jurisdiction?

Second, pizza three days in a row is nothing to be ashamed of. Take pride in your diet... though I might recommend some moderate physical activity just in case.