Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Cornhole



What: Officially won a game of cornhole!!!!
Source: Facebook
Date: August 16, 2014

This wasn't just any win, friends. This was an official win. Presumably it was part of some sort of officially sanctioned cornhole competition complete with the playing area marked appropriately, judges supervising the event and whatever else you need to make a cornhole game official. The beanbags were each weighed to ensure they met international standards. The cornhole surface was examined so that it met regulations. If the boards weren't at just the right angle to the ground, the whole endeavor would have been for naught.

Or, and this is also a possibility, it was just a friendly game of cornhole in someone's backyard, beer in hand and good conversation while meat is grilled and the kids run around and have a good time. But then it wouldn't be official and the whole status would be a lie and if there's one thing I do know, it's that no one ever lies on the internet.

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